Christians are straight up FREAKS
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Hippo gnu deer
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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