i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Operation Purity has been aborted
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.