I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.