I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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