benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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