Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
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The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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