i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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