you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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