Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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