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this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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