through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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