I can't watch pbs sober anymore
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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