Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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