i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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