Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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