he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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