I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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