Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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