I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.