Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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