But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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