everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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