the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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