where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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