She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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