dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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