Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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