My first STD was from a foam party
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So much Jack, so little girl.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
