So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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