this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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