hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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