he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Come share oat with me in your robe
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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