Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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