? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I'm really busy with my period
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