Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked