He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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