All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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