I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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