Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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