Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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