I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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