I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
It's like God shit irony all over that family
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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