It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
