he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
