She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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