found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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