I like to think it a success when the cops are called
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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