He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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I need you to use more vowels.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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