I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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