They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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