jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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