is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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