I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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