I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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