Sry I called you an 8
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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