it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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