If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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