Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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