Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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